I swear. A lot. My every day chatter abounds with well positioned fucks, cunts and variations thereof. I can pinpoint when I began swearing so profusely to the time a ‘carni’ family moved in next door. I was in grade 3 and the family had a son my age who I hung with. He swore heaps, I picked it up and the language became firmly entrenched! I fucking love swearing and people who get offended really annoy me. It is a valid form of expression and sometimes no other words will do. As a celebration of cursing, please enjoy the following montage of Susie from Curb Your Enthusiasm, one of my all time favourite TV series. I watch this particular clip regularly as it really cheers me up.If you don’t like it you can shove it up your arse and fuck right off!
The Devil Wears
Stuff I love, stuff I hate
Fuck yeah, I love swearing.
It’s ridiculously satisfying!
When I grow up I wanna be Susie!
I choose to swear its my right fuck those who dont