You don’t need me to tell you that it’s the middle of the year but you might need me to remind you that the days will be getting longer after the 21st/22nd of June. Hoo-fucking-ray! I hate winter and I despise the lack of daylight winter brings. So ugly. This time of year makes me feel so very meh about everything and I find myself in the doldrums completely uninspired to write anything, hence the lack of blog updates. Plus I am extremely lazy. No kidding, I have decreed my epitaph must read ‘I so can’t be bothered’. But I digress for this post is to be about nail polish! Yes that’s right biatches, nail polish!
Try not to focus on the hideousness that is my hand, I know it’s hard but just don’t. Instead look at that gorgeous colour on my nails. It’s called Bruised by Rescue Beauty Lounge. Is it not divine? A plummy, browny, winey creme. I also purchased Recherche and Iconoclast.
Returning to the original premise of this post, I wish that I could be a prolific blogger much like the most excellent blogger and jewellery designer Wendy Brandes. That ring on my unattractive paw is one her designs namely the Diana ring. I am thinking that I would like this one next Evelina. Seriously go read this woman’s beautifully written, witty blog and maybe buy some trinkets. BTW I now realise how fucking difficult it is to photograph nail polish and hands. Kudos to my favourite nail polish blogger All Lacquered Up (yes I have one, do not snigger) who always makes it look easy with her attractive hands. Of course I am reminded of one of my most loved Seinfeld moments, behold George Costanza hand model.
I think your paw is quite attractive indeed! In fact, when I first glimpsed your photo before I read anything I thought, “Ooh, she has better hands than I do.” (Also “nice ring.”) I have indeed discovered that it’s hard to take a picture of one’s nail polish. Who knew?! Thanks for the shout-out. And yes, get Evelina before she gets more expensive!
So hard to photograph particularly if you only have an iphone as camera! My hand kept coming out all veiny and old lady like! The RBL nail polish is most fantastic BTW. I think many people would think it ridic to buy 3 bottles @ 18 US each plus shipping but not me!
Nail polish blog? Haha, you are too much. Tell me, how many polishes in exactly the same colour do you have? One or two? Hmmm? Nice ring BTW.
Yes it is a nice ring isn’t it! I assure you that the colour in the pic is completely different to anything else I have or you have for that matter!
Gorgeous ring!! And the Evelina one is divine!
Also, George, Frank & Estelle are possibly the greatest tv family of all time…. too hilarious!
I so want that Evelina ring. MUST.HAVE.